Only in CT can Guns 'N' Roses still be considered dangerous

A story over on the Associated Press which has been on a few blogs (ok, from now on that means I read it on Boing Boing):
A CT teacher in a school after hours hears over the PA system a threat that causes her to call the police. If only she had gotten Dirty Harry on the phone; he could have told her that it was just lyrics from Guns 'N' Roses' Welcome to the Jungle, as used in The Dead Pool

From the associated press article:

State police say the teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N' Roses song over the public address system for a threat.[...]

Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system.

Police say one of them sang "Welcome to the Jungle" into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics "You're in the jungle baby; you're gonna die."

This country needs an enema..