My Kenyan birth certificate
Just realized that I need to get some paper work done, like finally renewing my passport so I can get out of this country when the Birthers, Palins, Becks, & the Ideal Org take over! Thankfully, my pop found my birth certificate this afternoon.
Yes, this means I can never run for U.S. President. That's quite all right, really. I'll just buy my own island some day and declare myself a sovereign nation. Besides, I wouldn't want to lead a nation of dobbshites foolish enough to vote for me!
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