This is to notify you that you have been selected as the 2009 recipent of the most Progressive Happiest Hours victor of the Noblest Wrath Prix! Congratulations! Only in your greatest country of United States could such a blessing be bestowed upon, for only in this great grating country could honoring someone with a Nobel Peace Prize,to illustrate that the world has high hopes for their abilities, could that be twisted into something so positively negative! Yes You Can!
It was a difficult selections process as little Al'Queda recruits still to be chosen were also in the running, and boy o'biy do they have lots of venom and pissed off they are. But when we saw how peeples of your country reacted, along with the daily show of Minister of Information Glenn Becks and his faithful followers, well... It was really no contest.
To release the prize moneys which will help your recessions, please bring cash or money orders of 2,000 of your American dollars to the award ceremony of The Progressing Happier HourGlass, this evening at Red Rock Embassy Tavern, 365 Capitol Ave., Hartford. Ceremony will begin at 9ish to 9:30ish. Once the cash is deposited with our committee's bank in Nigeria, we can then release your awards money to you, oh great person receiving the Noblest Wrath Award.
Blessed be onto you,
El'tar Skel'tar,
Most Confused Noble committee Selection Person
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