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Confirmation Hearings or Philibust set for: Tuesday, June 2nd @ 9:30 pm
Be there!
Oh, it's on now! The Judge is coming to whoop some tuchas! Them GOPeeps just opened a whole can of whoopass on them Demobrats! This is cage match material! Can you hear the rumble? Can you smell what Barack is cookin'?! It ain't your gran'momma's Borked Burgers or your Aunt Harriet's Miers Curly Fries. It's some MAJOR... You could almost say it's So Too Major! Ok, it looks like Mayor but it's pronounced 'Ma-yor' and it sort of can mean 'Major' but don't tell the GOPeeps how to pronounce a name in the good ol' U. S. of A! They will filibuster Judge So-knee-yah So-toe-May-her' and no she may not!! Whoopin' and a hollerin'!
Seriously! Don't they know there is only one Supreme Judge, and that's Judge Reinhold! Now that was a lifetime appointment. The GOPeepers are gone take that li'l phillie and bust'er, y'betcha, and place Judge Reinhold in his birthright seat. They're gonna get all Bork on the Demobrats. And then the country can return to sanity.
This is Supreme Court Cage Match. Rumble in the Capitol. In one corner, the best example of pulling ones' self up from a hard life, a true American success story of hard knocks turned into gold, immigrants raising a child in the US, a kid with a funny name who went ahead and taught Eddie Murphy everything he knows, switched places with Fred Savage to learn a valuable lesson about being a dad, who has lampooned himself to great success on Arrested Development, JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE ReeIIIIIIIIINNHOOOOOOOLLLLDDDDD!
His opponent, in the other corner, is someone only a few lawyer nerds have heard about. Grew up Bronx, yadda yadda yadda, Yale something or other, Reverse Racist against the oppressed white conservative man like our Judge Reinhold, etc., etc., insists you pronounce her name correctly in Spanglish, is *empathic*... Judge So-nee-a Sotoughmama SoooooootttooooooMaaaaayoorrrrrrrrr!
Now, Let's Get Ready to Rummmmmmbbbbbblllllleeeeeee!
Main event will be tonight at the Red Rock Arena!
Progressive Happy Hour - Your happy hour with the power of the people!
Brought to you at Red Rock Tavern, A Hartford Hangout for the people!
Confirmation Hearings or Philibust set for: Tuesday, June 2nd @ 9:30 pm
Be there! As the Brunette from the Bronx takes on the GOPeeps Filiblustering shenanigans!
Followed by the midget wrestling league three-way championship bout:
Smiling Slow Joe Lieberman from Oa defending his Assclown Title Belt from challengers Ron RunWildMan Paul and Wild Bill the Pistol Kristol. Losers will be eaten alive by Rush the Crusher Limpbaugh. Children welcomed so they can be scared straight into knowing truth of world of politricks.
For those that need a reminder, glossary of words you might hear on Rupert Murdoch's Fox News about this appointment so we can all follow along. New ones appear first:
Reverse Racist: 1) to be of an ethnic background which is discriminated upon, yet suggesting that benevolent caucasian overlord minority is not infallible. 2) anyone that isn't a white conservative pundit on FOX News
Activist Judge: a judge that rules according to the law, even if the law doesnot support the corporate christian conservative agenda; exceptions can be made in the case of Gore V. Bush, where 5 conservative judges associated with defendants and thier families and party, ruled in favor of defendant instead of appropriately recusing themselves, especially Judge Scuzzlebutt Scalia who had been hunting with defendant Dickhead Cheney only weeks before. That is not 'activist judges'; more appropriately those are assclown judges.
Filibuster: Not to be confused with a filet-mignon. These do not taste good and just make for very annoying people discussing things.
Fascist: 1) One supporting the creation of a single-party state. In
direct opposition to liberal democracies and class-exploiting
communism. 2) Barack Obama.
Communist: A word you use to describe everything when your party didn't win.
Nazis: Obama lovers and ACORN, who fixed the election just so the
muslims can come bomb us again.
Empathetic: secret African code for "baby-killin'"
Tea Party: when patriots dumped tea in King George's bathtub to
protest the lowering of taxes of 90% of the population.
Socialist: Nancy Pelosi when she wants to buy all the banks and
hospitals and stuff with YOUR TAX DOLLARS.
lifetime appointment: a pretty sweet gig. I'm looking at you, Souter.
'merica hatin: America hating. And we're only talking about the REAL America.
Hitler: some guy slightly less worse than Obama.
Godwin's Law: huh?
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