PHH: Serenity Now, Insanity Later.

Alright there is clearly a lot going on in the world that truly deserves our attention:

• US car bankruptcies
• Iran elections and revolutions
• US Health system
• Dear Leader turning over control to a kid clone Mini Il
• global economic crisis (do a shot of local spirit)
• political corruption scandals
• trigger happy scat munchers
  
• peace talks & mounting tensions
  

But really, let's get down to the real issue, the elephant in the room, the major cause of these things no one wants to talk about:
The muthaflippin Mayans and their got-damned 2012 calendar system and that assclown Nostradumbass. Look, we know we get it: The Mayans got lazy, and figured, after setting a calendar that lasted 3000 years, 'Meh, let the young un's deal with the next 3000 years after 2012!' Hey, we've all been there: start working on an ambitious project late and a couple cavaleiros show up to see what's what they help yoou out with some of it while you all have a few drinks, cause like, it ain't harvesting season yet nor season of the witch, so just take your time, hombre. Muchacho please, take a siesta. have some peyote, oh you will, then so will i then check out that wall painting and ritual dance down by temple and you look at your sun dial, and it's like 3 am and your calendar project is due before 5pm and that mickeyfickey elder ain't going to let you slide this time! so you and your friends bust a move to finish the calendar and you get up to the year 2010 and it's like 4:30 and it's like woah baby, we aint' got time, lets at least turn it in on time for credit and hope nobody cares what happens in the year 2012. That's like totally what happened, but some scholars started looking into and realized: We're FUBAR in 2012.

Frankly, I think it's all the fault of the Chicken.

And so we must start working on the next calendar to continue the next human cycle.
Work begins tonight after the screening of Serenity at Kino Kafe down at La Paloma Sabenera (at 8pm)
Eager workers can show up at 9:30pm at the secret society of the Red Rock at 395 Capitol.
Bring all your compasses, alamanacs, maps, astrological charts. Beer and curly fries with fuel us through this 3000 year journey.

I bid thee good day,
El'dor Able, keeper of the heavenly body gazing telescopes & pictures

And don't get me started on Nostradouchebag and his predictions which he coded in poetry and art and then conveniently hid until 1982 to be found after everything he predicted happen so we couldn't stop it in time! selfish prick.

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