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New Feature: Local artist & friend of the blog, Anne Cubberly weekly posts free events happening in the City of Hartford so that everyone can enjoy! With her permission, I'll be posting those here so that you all can enjoy some free stuff around Hartford, whether you live here, are just visiting, or planning to visit! Thanks Anne!
List after the jump.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9
Billings Forge: 539 Broad St. jlamotta@billingsforgeworks.org
Artists Residency : Tour the studios of artists Miguel Carter Fisher,
Kimberly Gill, Robert Charles Hudson & Greg Russell
some studios may be open from 6 - 9pm
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11
Charter Oak Cultural Center: 21 Charter Oak Ave www.charteroakcenter.org
Read It and Sleep : A Community Pajama Party
Hot chocolate, cookies and a beautiful children's book read by a guest reader
7:00pm
and
Dangerous Ponies: Bop to this 7 piece queer and allied band from
Philadelphia known for their dance-pop beats.
9:30 pm
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12
Bushnell Park : Stage Pavilion www.levasgospel.org
14th Annual Gospel Festival & Fair : Lift The Spirit of the Community
Through the Arts
12 - 7 pm
Charter Oak Cultural Center: 21 Charter Oak Ave www.charteroakcenter.org
Tim Liewellyn: An exhibit featuring Tim Llewellyn's photographs of school
children from Tanzania. September 12 - 26
Opening Reception: 5:30 pm
Unitarian Meeting House: 50 Bloomfield Ave
The Colors of Music Concert Series
presents Tierra Mestiza
7 pm
Riverfront Recapture: Mortenson Riverfront Plaza www.riverfront.org
Come to the Riverfront for a performance of the Classical Jazz Quartet
featuring jazz arrangements of classical pieces.
7:30 pm
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
Trinity College : Widener Gallery at the Austin Arts Center
http://internet2.trincoll.edu/trinexchange/PrintPreview.aspx?eid=13018&rss=1
Haiti: The Rhythm of Life: Paintings that focus on scenes of everyday life
in Haiti from the Edith C. Graham Collection. Sept. 14- Oct. 25
Opening Reception: 4:30- 6:30 pm
That's it... Summer's over! Back to work, you lazy lot! (crack that whip!) That's right, you're daydreaming summer days are over. No more imagining what your coworker looks like on the beach while they're describing they're fun weekend at some exotic location with their family. No more time to stare out the window at gray summer skies wondering what it would be like to be outside on the shores of Caribbean isles enjoying the bosses' tax haven, while they slave away at your job. No more time searching your work computer for Travelocity, Priceline, Cheapbasterds, Ihavenomoneybutmustescape cheapo vacation sites, fantasizing about where you would rather be with that model that they're using to advertise on yourlonely.com commercials. BACK TO WORK, you lazy sods! (cat o' nine tails across your back as you resume rowing again)
Laborless day is all you get. Pick up those pens and start writing, let's hear those keyboards clicking away; c'mon, customer service swarm, let's have those scowls and complete disdain for the customer show on your face and come through the phone lines so that it chokes the customer on the other end. If I can't hear your spine snapping under the workload weighing you down, then I'm not doing my job right! (self flatualates with a cat o'nine tails, like that albino guy in The DaVinci Code). And don't think this new socialist world order that Pinko President HUSSEIN Obama is dictating to the kiddies today will keep you from laboring, giving you this 'universal Obamacare' to lick your wounds with. How are you going to pay for it if you don't work, neigh, slave for us, the corporate world odor?! Don't think that fictional little love letter from fat fatty Roger Bond Moore Arbuckle is going to showcase something about capitalism that will save you from the soulcrushing dictates of the executive directive to work off the national debt for the 1% cracking the whip! (cracks whips from both hands then cracks the demonesque tail below spine that grew there from being born near a toxic plant thanks to lax DEP regulations, but that's ok, cause it makes your humble narrator look all that more bad ass and it really turns on the ladies!)
So we hope you enjoyed your little fantasies of freedom this summer and remembered that Labor Day wasn't so much a holiday, but a blip like respite from the slave day. Wait, what are all you little worker bees doing? Put down those oars and get back to work! Hey, don't hit me with the oars! Oars go in the water, row the capitalist yacht of the fatcat! Ow, that hurts! hey, keep your chains off my neck --- ****
The worker has taken over the PHH email this week! Come celebrate the true calling of post Labor Day we still ain't to work revelry Union Meeting at Red Rock Tavern tonight! Password: fill in the blank: "Jimmy Hoffa is actually __________ ". Meeting hall is at 9:30pm, 365 Capitol Avenue, Hartford. Ride your bike for extra coolness factor. Workers in dungarees get Free Kenney's Cajun Curly Fries. Plenty of fence parking for bikes.
(no union laborers were harmed during this email by actual whips, only metaphoric ones. demonesque foremen were not so lucky.)
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