And 'lo! As prophesied that in the 34th year of our lord Maddin, The Saints from the great crescent city of the south wouldst come back from near martyrdom at the fierce visage of renegade NOLA son Peyton the Maneater to a victorious battle on the fields of the Gomorrah of the phallus of the New World and therefor bring to light the injustices of the world. And 'lo! that this victory would end a time of great calamity in the new world's capital, brought on by a great frost! A great frost that has affected even the flaccid phallus of the new world order, killing its crops of orange and confusing its blue-haired residents who sought refuge there in its warmth. A great frost that brought Washington of DC to a stand-still; unlike the great patriot for which it was named, who bravely endured the cold winters to lead his men against their benevolent British overlords, the capital couldn't do anything. (Yes, that's this week's excuse).
'LO! While The Saints of New Orleans Who Dat! nation have lifted the spirits to warm the skies for a moderate temperature and sunshine in our fair city of the Hart, the sun will split in twain and cometh the Snowman of Ought Ten!!!
And now we know why CPBN had an early pledge drive this year! It was to stock up on resources for just this occasion! Why do you think they've been getting all this documentary and promotional stuff about the Blizzard of '78 all up in our grill?! Because Faith Middleton knew it was coming! She's been stocking up in the studio in case she gets snowed in with Dankosky and McEnroe! It'll be the Andes soccer team, the Donner Party, a night out with Rush Limbaugh! Just when Jeffrey Cohen thought it was safe to get back in the newsroom! He's from New Orleans and Meme Middleton is gonna cook up some Cohen Gumbo!
"Next on the Food Schmooze: How to cook interns. Our guests via telephone tell us how to prepare our interns for dinner. They are of course of the leanest meat as they have to run around for the hosts and newsroom staff."
Get yourself prepared for this week's giant blizzard of the questionable decade by coming down to Le Taverne de La Roche Rouge, in the Frog Hollow Quarter, 396 Avenue do Capitol, en Har'for', CT. There will be bourbon to melt the snow, cajun fries, and pitchers of Naughty Nurses to heal the frost bite. Join us at PHH at 9:30ish! First one there gets a free drink from Saint Donnie.
Dr. Hell Frozedover,
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