day is loooooming, I think. Gahh, our Tea thingys didn't work and the
socialist Nigerian Marxists are succeeding in taking our Rubles and
SPREADING AROUND THE WEALTH for Obamacare, forever. I hope you're
happy, hippie liberal scum. Not only that, but I'm sure that TurboTax
is sampling our DNA and taking retinal scans of our brain waves so the
Marxists can come round us up into "Pelosi FEMA Fun Camps" I bet!
Well, not ME, sheeple! Imma using TaxACT this year!! Hopefully next
year, we can safely use a FoxNews produced tax software to stick it to
those Stalinists!
This is outrageous!! I can't believe they are SPENDING SPENDING
SPENDING us into oblivion with all these tax forms and IRS
bureaucratic nonsense. All they want to do is take away our
hard-earned money and ruin 'merica. With all the problems we have,
they should ABOLISH the IRS and focus on things like repealing the
health bill that will *destroy* our medicare. Have you heard the Post
Office is reducing service!!? They could fix that instead of
collecting taxes. Helllloooo!? How about making my public schools
better? Or keeping our parks clean and safe? And catching all those
terrorists running around the halls of Congress? Hmmm? There's
flooding here in CT and also Rhode Island, Amtrak's service is
abysmal, and there's that horrible pothole that's in front of my house
that I've been calling about for months!! The government needs to get
on all these things and FIX THEM instead of wasting time taking our
money!!
OK, I'm just collecting mah W2 form, and wrapping it with receipts for
all my tea bags and ammunition, and that should send the right
message, amiright, patriots?? In the mail you go, I hope it gets there
so the stormtroopers don't take me away. If you want to hide out from
this abomination of tyranny and oppression, come to PHH, at 9:30
tonight, we will scour the Constitution to show that TAX DAY is never
mentioned and then we will toast the founding fathers with some
pitchers and the finest Olde Freedome Curley Fries in all the land.
Wear your tri-corner hats and think of other revolutionary things we
can re-purpose for our own uses! Redd Rocke Taverne at Kenjamin
Franklins.
--Douglas H. Shulman
